Zombie Assassin

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

morika:

when the bad guy in the show is hot

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when the hot bad guy in the show gets wrecked

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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sinzui:

このあと滅茶苦茶セッOスした(喂
原捏他XD↓
看到這張照片後我情不自禁想畫圖啊XDDDDDDD
原圖的貓頭鷹也好可愛(*´ρ`*)♥♥♥♥♥
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sinzui:

このあと滅茶苦茶セッOスした(喂

原捏他XD↓

看到這張照片後我情不自禁想畫圖啊XDDDDDDD

原圖的貓頭鷹也好可愛(*´ρ`*)♥♥♥♥♥

ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

The Book of Fables

Send me a kink, fetish or sexual position and i will tell you yes or no.

leoandniko:

Some Merle.

antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

itsmyfreakin:

If there isn’t already a nail polish color called “Vakarian Blue,” somebody needs to make one.
Those of you who are friends with me on Steam may have noticed that I played an embarrassing amount of Mass Effect 2 over the weekend (I’m only what—a couple years late to the party??).  Garrus x FemShep is my new obsession favorite thing, and so I took a break from commissioned work to do this.  Aaand it is now an ungodly hour of the morning, and I can’t make myself care about turian (or human, for that matter) anatomy anymore.  For some reason, bioware didn’t see fit to have Garrus in really any state of undress at any point in time in any of the games, so I had a pretty limited set of reference images to work with. :P
ANYWAY.  brb, going to sleep/drown in Shakarian feels forever
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itsmyfreakin:

If there isn’t already a nail polish color called “Vakarian Blue,” somebody needs to make one.

Those of you who are friends with me on Steam may have noticed that I played an embarrassing amount of Mass Effect 2 over the weekend (I’m only what—a couple years late to the party??).  Garrus x FemShep is my new obsession favorite thing, and so I took a break from commissioned work to do this.  Aaand it is now an ungodly hour of the morning, and I can’t make myself care about turian (or human, for that matter) anatomy anymore.  For some reason, bioware didn’t see fit to have Garrus in really any state of undress at any point in time in any of the games, so I had a pretty limited set of reference images to work with. :P

ANYWAY.  brb, going to sleep/drown in Shakarian feels forever

dannyqhantom:

the weathers getting warmer :/

dannyqhantom:

the weathers getting warmer :/

sixfigs:

Bobs Burgers is such an important show

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